Arcadian
by Kamichan | June 28, 2009 | In Dance, Television | 1 Comment
The first two episodes of America’s Got Talent (which, btw, I’m watching for the first time this season) didn’t really excite me all that much. There were a couple of acts that I thought were quite okay, but nothing that made me bother to write a blog post about. But then they put a sob story at the end of episode two. Damn, these people are good.
Meet Arcadian, the poor, bullied 13-year-old kid whose life was miserable until he discovered the magic of dance.
Hm, his exit wasn’t quite as graceful as his act, but whatever.
Okay, Arcadian, here’s the thing. People bully you for a number or reasons.
- your name
- your hairstyle
- your acne
- the huge gap between your front teeth
- your cracking voice
What you need to understand is that bullies are pricks with small penises and bitches with bad breath who unsually don’t have any recognizable talents at all. Except bullying. They just do what they’re good at, and you do what you’re good at.
Of course I’m biased. I like boys like you, and personally I would have put you through to Vegas just for your name. I’m sick of Kevins and Brittneys and Michaels. I want live in a world where people have cool names like Byron or Yuki. Or Arcadian. Anyway, somebody should do a Flashdance remake, with Arcadian Broad as Alex Owens.
Three yesses from me.
